I’m thinking about quitting this whole job hunt thing and becoming a drug dealer. I mean just think about it.

  • I would make approximately a gabillion dollars more than I do now
  • I wouldn’t have to pay taxes
  • No cubicles
  • Flexible hours
  • If I had a problem with a coworker I could busta cap in their azz
  • I could use phrases like “busta cap in their azz”*

*I’ll have to check into that last point. It’s entirely possible that even with my highly successful drug empire, I am still way too white.

My dad brought home challah bread today and it was delicious so I asked where he got it and he said “challah-ster.”

Looks like Jaime loves Brienne beary much

Looks like Jaime loves Brienne beary much

Avatar Valentines/Pick-up lines

Every frickin time

Sometimes I really wish that guardians and superheroes were real. It’s such a better feeling believing there’s someone there to protect you. My heart truly goes out to all of those affected by this terrible tragedy. I only wish I could do more.

Sometimes I really wish that guardians and superheroes were real. It’s such a better feeling believing there’s someone there to protect you. My heart truly goes out to all of those affected by this terrible tragedy. I only wish I could do more.

How I’m surviving finals

How I’m surviving finals

But seriously, you can never be too old for Disney <3

But seriously, you can never be too old for Disney <3

what TARDIS really stands for

what TARDIS really stands for

I imagine Iroh II got his ladies skills from Iroh I

I imagine Iroh II got his ladies skills from Iroh I